by Katie Smith
Remember pubic hair? Remember when people had it? Well, maybe I'm old fashioned, but I kind of miss pubes in a nostalgic way. It seems to be a requirement for women not to have any at all and men seem to fall into one of two extremes.
Personally, I don't prefer when guys completely shave their pubes because no girl wants to stare a plucked chicken in the eye, and if I need an exfoliation treatment, I'll go to the spa. Conversely, if I need a machete to get to your John Thomas, I'm not interested, and unless a someone has a bear fetish, neither is 99% of the population.
Guys, stop with the double standards. If a woman sleeps around and you don't like it, you better be wearing a chastity belt every day. If a woman dresses up in a skirt, a nice top, heels, makeup, has her hair done, but you show up in rumpled jeans that only narrowly passed the sniff test and a Hanes T-shirt of much the same variety, she is right to leave you home, and if you expect your woman to look like a 10 year old downstairs, then I hope they know you by name at the Brazilian salon.
Speaking of Brazil, I'm not personally advocating anyone, male or female, sporting a rain forest in their pants, but it seems to be more of an issue and a hypocrisy for men. A happy medium is best. It's called a beard trimmer, okay? You can even buy a special one for your junk if you don't want the same thing that touches your junk to touch your face. Type “manscaper” into a search engine and see what tickles your fancy.